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<P><div align="center"><p align="left"><b><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Placing
an order</font></b><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">
with Auntie Fashions is easy and can be accomplished via several
methods. The easiest is to take advantage of our secure server
and pay on-line with your credit card. For your convenience we
accept both Visa and Mastercard. We also accept personal checks
and money orders made out in U.S. funds only. When ordering with
check or money order, please <u><a href="orderform.pdf" target="_self">print
our order form</a></u> (Adobe<font size="1">®</font> Acrobat<font size="1">®</font>
PDF format) and mail your order to the following address: </font></p>
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<div align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Auntie
Fashions<br>
Dept. RS<br>
P.O. Box 257253<br>
Chicago, IL 60607</font></div>
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<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>When
can I get my shirt?</b> Most credit card orders are filled within
two or three days of receipt, and are shipped via First Class
mail. Auntie Fashions will hold all orders paid with check or
money order for three weeks before shipping. DO NOT SEND CASH.
Occasionally, our supplies may run short and a delay will occur.
In case of this event please supply us with a method of contact
(email is preferred) so that we can let you know when to expect
your order or make other arrangements. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>Shipping
Costs</b>: </font></p>
<p align="left"><b>Auntie Shipping Chart</b></p>
<p align="left">The following shipping charges apply for North America
(US, Canada, Mexico):</p>
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<p align="left">
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<table BORDER cellspacing=1 cellpadding=7 width=211 align="center">
<tr>
<td width="38%" valign="TOP">
<p><b># Items</b>
</td>
<td width="63%" valign="TOP">
<p><b>Shipping Cost</b>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="38%" valign="TOP">
<p>1-10
</td>
<td width="63%" valign="TOP">
<p>$2 per item
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="38%" valign="TOP">
<p>11-20
</td>
<td width="63%" valign="TOP">
<p>$1 per item
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="38%" valign="TOP">
<p>21 +
</td>
<td width="63%" valign="TOP">
<p>Call
</td>
</tr>
</table>
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<p align="left">The following shipping charges apply for the rest
of the world:</p>
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<p align="left">
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<table BORDER cellspacing=1 cellpadding=7 width=199 align="center">
<tr>
<td width="40%" valign="TOP">
<p><b># Items</b>
</td>
<td width="60%" valign="TOP">
<p><b>Shipping Cost</b>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="40%" valign="TOP">
<p>1-10
</td>
<td width="60%" valign="TOP">
<p>$7 per item
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="40%" valign="TOP">
<p>11-20
</td>
<td width="60%" valign="TOP">
<p>$5 per item
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="40%" valign="TOP">
<p>21 +
</td>
<td width="60%" valign="TOP">
<p>Call
</td>
</tr>
</table>
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<div align="left"><b>In addition, all residents of Illinois, please
add 8.5% sales tax. </b></div>
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<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>International
Orders</b>. God Bless the Internet! Auntie Fashions ships to anywhere
in the world. We follow the above shipping rate chart and ship
First Class. Our apologies for the high shipping rates to Africa
and the Far East. Think of it as the high price of being cool.
</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">All
payments must be made in U.S. funds ONLY. Credit card companies
will adjust the payment to whatever currency your home country
uses, so this is still the preferred way of doing business. For
those of you in warm countries where beautiful women walk around
half naked, an Auntie Fashion representative will often volunteer
to hand deliver your order. Kindly refuse all such offers. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Auntie
Fashions will NOT be held responsible for deliveries confiscated
by right- wing governments. Know your environment before placing
your order.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>Quality</b>.
Our shirts are of the finest quality pre-shrunk 100% cotton, or
50-50 poly-cotton blends (All descriptions will tell you which
shirts are which). Even using the best materials some shrinkage
may occur over time. Click here to see how much <u><a href="shrinkage.html">shrinkage</a></u>
you can expect after two years of regular wear. All designs are
either silk screened or high quality heat transfers. Designs LAST
as long as the shirt does, through as much abuse as you can throw
at them. All shirts come in Large (L), Extra Large (XL) and Double
Extra Large (XXL). If you require a different size, such as XXXL
or Medium, Auntie Fashions will do a special run for you, however
a minimum of 12 shirts must be purchased. What the heck, you have
friends, right? </font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>Bulk
Orders</b>. For bulk rates, please email us with amounts requested,
contact information and your location. All samples must be paid
for in advance, however, Auntie Fashions will reimburse you for
the samples with your first order. International bulk shipments
will be made to the location you name, however, tariffs and other
fees may occur which will be your responsibility to pay. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>Special
Orders</b>. If you have an event or cause that you’d like to see
Auntie Fashions address, we are always open to suggestions. Please
let us know whether you need Auntie Fashions to design artwork
or send us a copy of your design. If we agree, we will give you
the option of marketing your own designs or on the rare occasion,
Auntie Fashions may market the design for you. In either case,
all artwork (not the design itself) will become the property of
Auntie Fashions and we cannot be held responsible for it’s safe
return. Please do not send artwork which is not copyrighted. Please
include a copy of your copyright from the Library of Congress.
</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">We
are honest people however, and will not rip your ideas off. If
we like them, we’ll make an honest offer. If not, we’ll let you
know and you can make the shirts yourself. Please don’t ask us
to make shirts featuring material copyrighted by anyone other
than YOU. We will refuse. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b>Gift
Orders</b>. All Auntie Fashions shirts make wonderful gifts, both
for the left-wing rock and rollers, or for right-wingers you’d
love to piss off. Let us know who to send the order to and we
will ship anywhere in the world (international rates may apply).
Include whatever message you would like to send and we’ll take
care of the rest. Let Auntie Fashions make your gift-giving easy.
</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">If
you have a question we haven’t addressed in this page, please
email us at : <a href="mailto:malcontent@auntiefashions.com">malcontent@auntiefashions.com</a></font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Thanks!</font></p>
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